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Meet the Board of Directors
Molly, CEO
Chief Excitement Officer
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Molly ensures every page meets our rigorous standards for 'Pure Joy'. If the tail isn't wagging, the book isn't shipping.
Penny Lane, LT
Lead Tester
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Penny certifies that our books are the perfect weight for lap-coloring sessions. Usually because she's sitting on them.
Lucy, CVO
Chief Velocity Officer
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Lucy keeps our deadlines moving at 30mph. Mostly by dropping a ball on the keyboard every 60 seconds.
Nora, COO + QC
Chief Operating Officer
& Quality Control
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The most feared critic in the industry. Nora specializes in barking at mistakes before they even happen.
Ethel, RA
Risk Assessment
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Ethel manages our Disaster Preparedness. She hasn't seen a threat yet that didn't require hiding in a closet.
Hortence, CHO
Chief Happiness Officer
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Our Lead Collaborator. Her specialty is adding organic fiber (cat hair) to the ink while it's still wet.
PIP, SM
Social Media
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βMaster of the stubby-tail strategy. PIP believes if a coloring tutorial is longer than 7 seconds, it's a waste of her time.
Oscar, CFO
Chief Financial Officer
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Oscar manages the treasury. Every book sale goes directly toward his dream of owning a literal mountain of salmon.
Jennifer, CEO
Chief Enablement Officer
Jennifer facilitates the whims of the board while pretending she has a say in the business.